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So I have a few friends on the team we're playing next and ughhh I can't wait for January 14 to beat their ass, I forgot how fun competitive sports can be.

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Today I was driving down in Aventura when I saw a homeless guy selling The Homeless Voice. Now, I always buy one, and today was no different. So, I stopped at the red light, window down, Libertines blaring. The guy comes to me, I hand him two bucks, he gives me a newspaper, and as the light turns green, as I'm pulling away, he has the nerve, the fucking nerve, to shout, "Hey, thanks man. By the way, you should put on Daughtry, it's better!"

I immediately contemplated asking for my money back.

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this just doesn't feel like home anymore..

it's time to move on.